Ol' Dan never got shot in the back 'cause he always attacked head on. He's a rhino but once in a while a spear hurts even him -- but only for a little bit. He's a big game hunter and always will be.
Yeah, those guys driving humvees around in Iraq are real pussies. Those firefighters never have to take that much heat. Cops are all well-known pansy sniffers.
Real men like Danno just eat up brutal risks that would make all lesser men whimper, by stubbornly sitting behind desks and reading out loud.
The man's a cartoon.