Saturday, July 24, 2010

Git Off'n Mah Proppity or Ah'l sue!

Drug banditos have invaded and hold two ranches in Texas. An act of war? This is serious, but this cannot be reported on CNN and the U.S. government cannot respond. Would contradict the narrative, doncha know. We can't distract ourselves with this while all of our attention must be directed towards suing Arizona for invading the federal government's turf.

Thursday, July 01, 2010

Hope the oil away, yeah, that will work!

The well isn't the only thing broken. It appears that our government is broken when it comes to dealing with a little good sense. The old statement is that the perfect is the enemy of the good. In this case, good would be a helluva lot better than what we got.

If the Dutch oil skimmers available only get 90% of the oil, well, they aren't good enough. We won't settle for anything less than 99.44% pure unicorn dew. And buttercups.