State of the Union address . . . Snore! . . .

Blah blah, income equality . . . All Americans . . . War on women . . . The environment . . . Fair share . . . Protecting privacy . . .

Any surprises are sure to be inadvertent and every solution to every problem, real, imagined, or invented, will be at least 75 years stale and a proven failure, at best, and lethal, at worst.

But I'd watch it if there were any chance he'd be heckled. "A consummation devoutly to be wished."