We are on vacation and visiting with family in Cincinnati. We dropped into a grocery store and, wondrous to behold, our stuff was put into plastic bags and I could loop them all over my forearms and make a single trip to the car instead of carrying two bags at a time in my arms with three trips to the car.
I know, I know. In Portland we know that using paper bags is good and plastic bags are evil, but I don't care. I like plastic; I'm a wild man and I cannot be restrained.